MOCKBA
Moscow, May 1999
(sorry about the picture quality - scanner is naff!)
![]() I set off on Saturday the 1st of May.
The plane trip was uneventful except for the echo of warnings I’d
received from family and friends (and some Russians) about the safety of a
westerner travelling alone during the ‘west/east’ conflict caused by
the Kosovo crisis. Yet,
during my whole stay in Moscow, Kosovo was only mentioned once.
The Russians that I met were friendly, courteous and most of them
were a lot of fun too. I had a GREAT time!
That night I went out for a drink with Vladimir and
we talked about the Internet and Sci Fi and the obligatory conversation
about women, before I returned to the hotel to get an early night.
I was getting up at 5.30am to collect Katya from the airport.
She was travelling from Siberia and would arrive at 8.15 am the
next morning.
Katie looked lovely, stunning in fact.
This vision of loveliness walked towards me with a big smile and we
hugged warmly. I was really
quite stunned to finally meet her. We
chatted slightly nervously as we went back to the car park (Alex didn’t
continue his argument, thank goodness).
Then we chatted and giggled all the way back to the Hotel.
I paid Alex (he should have paid me!) and Katie checked into her
room. Once she had unpacked we chatted some more and planned our
holiday exploring Moscow. For obvious reasons I’m not going to go into any
detail about mine and Katya’s relationship, excepting that I was, and
still am, totally crazy about her. We were both pleased to find that we are as close
in real life as we are virtually and we are both very happy. Saturday was spent chatting and exploring the local
area. The hotel was situated
in the South West part of the city under the domineering shadow of the
University building. There
were shops close-by and Katie took me to buy some bread and cheese for
dinner at a local store (like a Spar shop or 7-11 store).
We both thought it peculiar that the hotel did not have a
restaurant, it was a big hotel and yet there was only a breakfast area on
the ground floor which was shut at night! I should tell you that when I got back to England, a
work colleague told me that the hotel had a really good restaurant on the
tenth floor! We never even
knew it was there! The Hotel
Ministry of Defence is VERY shy in the promotion of its facilities! On the Sunday we met up with a mutual lady lexxian
friend called Danya (in the #lexx chatroom she is known as Lamia).
Danya had collaborated with Katie on producing reviews of lexx
episodes for Katie’s LEXX site. They are good friends and yet they had
never met. It was a real
pleasure to meet her and her friend Paulina. We went to a place called the Arbat, which as far as I was
concerned, Later
Danya suggested that we have a ‘beer on the roof’.
People are allowed to drink in public but only in places that are
not crowded. I thought she was joking – it was cold and windy and there
was no way I was going to drink cold beer in on top of a windy roof! I
managed to persuade the girls to return to the hotel for a beer and a cosy
chat. We escorted them
back to the tube station a few hours later. I’d had spoken to Danya in
IRC on many occasions and we had become good friends. Unfortunately she
was a lot more confident (and very good) at communicating in written
English but didn’t speak much in fact she hardly said a word to me,
which was sad even if it was understandable.
I wouldn’t see her again on my trip to Moscow, which was also
sad, she’s a really nice person. On Tuesday the benefits of touring Moscow with a
Russian really showed. Katie
was able to show me round the centre of Moscow and especially Red Square.
We took a bus from near the hotel, then enjoyed the amazing Moscow
Metro underground. The Metro is completely unique. The trains are a little old and yet full of character, the New York tube trains seem faster and quieter and the London Underground seems more exciting, but for sheer splendour, the Moscow Metro is simply wonderful. There are marble floors and walls and it’s clean and even warm! In some stations there are chandeliers on the ceiling and in most there are statues and works of art gracing the platform or the walls. I could quite happily visit all the tube stations in Moscow. Three roubles or about 8 pence (12cents) would take you almost anywhere.
When Katie and I entered the square we ogled the Kremlin, the hugeness of the square, and the Majesty of St. Basil’s. Listening to Katie explain the history of the place was simply wonderful, so maybe you should experience it for yourself … I was amazed to see the Moscow University Building which looked HUGE even though it was about 15 miles away! On Wednesday, Katie and I had a real treat. We went to see the Space exhibition at. We are both sci fi nuts and really wanted to see the monuments of the Russian Space Programme (which of course are considerable, First satellite in space, first man in space, first space walk, first landing on the moon…. ) and we saw many monuments and statues dedicated to some of the great heroes of spaceflight.
On Thursday we headed off for an another exhibition
area that contained a large number of majestic buildings, monuments and
statues. One particular monument was of fifteen statues of women depicting each of the Soviet States. Katie of course could name each of them, but I was simply taken in by its size. The Russians firmly believe that if your gonna do the statue thing, you might as well do it as big as it can be done!
The Vermel was great, we wanted to see what the place
was like since we would be meeting a group of fellow LEXX fanatics the
next night. We arrived and
met with Vladimir, Mike, Ann and a few others.
At about 1am we walked back through Red Square being
silly and generally being very mushy about each other. It was a great night out and we had both rarely been happier.
We caught the last metro train home and I was feeling a little
tired, Katie insists that I was drunk, but I was just tired - honest!
We had arranged to meet with one such LEXX fan that
had taken the night train from St. Petersburg.
We met opposite Lenin’s tomb before we headed off to the Vermel. We gradually joined by Gerda (one of the Moscow
Squishes), Mike, Victoria, Vladimir, Ana, Mustafa, Daniel, Leonoid and his
girlfriend. As is usual at
Lexxian get-togethers, we all got on really well.
I was even made an honorary Squishy by Gerda and received a clay
pendant which I proudly wore. This is a picture of Maria, Gerda and Katie in front
of a LEXX poster that we hung on the wall.
We had our own little corner of the Vermel where all things LEXX
were discussed. Maria for
instance is NOT a Heretic!! She
insists on still supporting the Divine Order and insists of greeting
everyone with an, “I Worship His Shadow.” We paused for a respectful toast to the chief Lexxian
Splarka who had inspired many of us with his LEXX web site and
perseverance developing the #lexx chatroom.
He was sorely missed.
The evening was a great success, it was great to meet
everyone and I think a good evening was had by all. Towards the end of the night….. well,
actually I can’t remember much after demonstrating to Mike and Vladimir
how to mix Tequila Slammers.
Next day I waited patiently for the taxi in
the Hotel Foyer. The lady
receptionist who origionally signed me in helped me checkout.
She was a lovely person and I warmly mentioned that my stay at the
hotel had been very nice. She
smiled and said that she hoped I would return on my next trip to Moscow. While still waiting for the taxi, she approached a
few minutes later armed with a dictionary.
She said that the cleaner had been cleaning the room and noticed
that a coat hanger was missing. She
didn’t so much accuse
me of stealing as suggest that I packed it in my bags by mistake (to be
honest, I remember packing a jacket and not bothering to take out the
hanger, it was only plastic). So
it was with an air of embarrassed humour that I opened my bag and took out
the offending hanger, and made the long walk to reception to hand it in.
As the taxi arrived I chuckled at the idea of being accused of
steeling a coat hanger from Moscow’s ‘Hotel Ministry of Defence’. As I left Moscow from Sheremetyevo Airport, I
couldn’t help think that the holiday I had always dreamed of had been
completely opposite from what I had expected. There was no dark mystery or
the cold
impersonality and there wasn’t the usual subtle arrogance to westerners
that I’d come to expect when travelling in other Easter European
countries. Perhaps my stay in
Moscow had been so enjoyable because I enjoyed the protected of a lovely
5’ Siberian girl, or perhaps meeting Katya had made me see things
through rose coloured spectacles. My holiday Moscow was probably the best I’ve ever
had and I’m already saving for my next trip, to Siberia! Moscow is COOL! |
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